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» The Cracksman (1963, UK)

The Cracksman - Charlie Drake as Ernest Wright, master locksmith

One can imagine Ronnie Barker, not much more than an extra in this movie, sitting back and watching Charlie Drake play a too-eager-to-please prisoner in a delightful old British nick and thinking, “If I just made him gruffer, more of a rogue, less honest… it’d be funnier.” And then going away and making Porridge 10 or so years later, to so much more acclaim than this ever achieved. Which isn’t to say that The Cracksman has no merit.  (more…)

Posted on November 27th, 2012 at 8:38 pm. Updated on November 27th, 2012 at 8:38 pm.

» Get the Gringo (2012, USA)

Get the Gringo - Kevin Hernandez as the Kid, and Mel Gibson as Driver

It’s a bit hard to separate any movie involving Mel Gibson from the ranting, wife-beating, homophobic anti-Semite that the star (and writer) of Get the Gringo has shown himself to be. Allegedly. As a result, I wasn’t much looking forward to this film. Nor am I a fan of the action genre, as I may have said previously; ad infinitum. But this is surprisingly watchable. Enjoyable, even. (more…)

Posted on August 28th, 2012 at 10:01 pm. Updated on August 28th, 2012 at 10:01 pm.

» The Jail in Burning Island (1997, Hong Kong)

The Jail in Burning Island - Takeshi Kaneshiro as Yeung Chung, a bit confusingly dressed in a guard's uniform after escaping

One of the better things that can be said about this film, also known as ‘The Jailbreakers’ or, more properly, ‘Huo shao dao zhi heng hung Ba dao’, is that this time Chu Yen-Ping directs an original script, rather than stringing together scenes from his favourite prison movies as he did in Island of Fire (1990). Some things however remain very similar; same island, same prison, same format of four (or five) prisoners with interwoven stories. (more…)

Posted on April 24th, 2012 at 11:20 pm. Updated on December 16th, 2016 at 8:20 pm.

» Deathrow (2000, Philippines)

Deathrow - Cell chief Mio (Ray Ventura) and Gambino (Pen Medina) discuss with Sonny (Cogio Domingo) the wisdom of him speaking to the authorities about drugs in the prison

This is a heartwarming tale - full of stabbings, rape, murder, drug dealing, slash-ups, suicide and corruption. But heartwarming nonetheless. (more…)

Posted on January 28th, 2012 at 10:02 pm. Updated on February 3rd, 2012 at 10:29 pm.

» I’m Going to Get You… Elliott Boy (Canada, 1971)

I'm Going to Get You... Elliott Boy - Ross Stephanson as Elliott Markson

It’s forty-odd years since I’m Going to Get You… was released. Maybe it was brave and ground-breaking in its day by virtue of its depiction of homosexuality and corruption in prisons. But my guess is that it was a tawdry, poorly-made film back in the 70s… and it remains so today. (more…)

Posted on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm. Updated on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Chaindance (1990, Canada)

Chaindance - Michael Ironside as JT Blake - after having a rat inserted in his mouth

OK.  So it’s a tad unlikely (even if, in a case of life almost imitating art, a similar rehab program was introduced in a Canadian prison not so long after Chaindance was released). But perhaps its implausibility shouldn’t matter. Trouble is, it does. (more…)

Posted on October 27th, 2011 at 9:31 pm. Updated on August 4th, 2013 at 10:54 pm.

» Locked Down (2010, USA)

Locked Down - Dwier Brown as Kirkman, Dave Fennoy as Irving, and Tony Schiena as Danny

If you think you could have seen this movie before, you’re probably right. Even if you haven’t. (more…)

Posted on September 28th, 2011 at 7:24 pm. Updated on September 28th, 2011 at 9:52 pm.

» The Weak and the Wicked (1954, UK)

The Weak and the Wicked - Glynis Johns as Jean Raymond

One presumes that potboiler title was designed to drag scandal-seeking customers through the theatre doors. My guess is that the story’s creator, Joan Henry, would have seen only irony in it. (more…)

Posted on August 16th, 2011 at 10:13 pm. Updated on August 16th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Animal (2005, USA)

Animal - Ving Rhames as James 'Animal' Allen

“I’ve been waiting for my father to show up for 20 goddamn years, and you the fuck showed up!” So says a tiny-bit-disappointed Darius (Terrence Howard) to his once street-respected (ie outrageously violent) father who gets out of prison after a long stretch, only to have become a man disappointingly committed to eschewing crime and being an advocate for “smart, not tough”. (more…)

Posted on July 4th, 2011 at 9:42 pm. Updated on July 4th, 2011 at 9:42 pm.

» Dog Pound (2010, Canada / France)

Dog Pound - Butch (Adam Butcher) and Frank (Dewshane Williams) at the forefront of the riot

A trans-Atlantic Scum, this is…  based on that acclaimed British movie from 1979, and every bit as bleak. (more…)

Posted on January 3rd, 2011 at 5:15 pm. Updated on January 3rd, 2011 at 5:18 pm.