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» Stuck! (2009, USA)

Stuck! - Starina Johnson as Daisy

I’d read the reverential, slightly fawning reviews and was looking forward to seeing this arty ‘throwback’ (Steve Balderson’s contemporary tale filmed in the manner of a noirish 50s black-and-whiter) with great anticipation. Sadly, I found that it not only failed to live up to the hype, but is not a patch on the Women in Prison films of the 50s, the style of which it seems to try to recreate. If you like the period, watch Women’s Prison (1955), Girls in Prison (1956) or the British Yield to the Night (1956) instead, is my tip. (more…)

Posted on December 4th, 2010 at 10:34 pm. Updated on August 11th, 2013 at 12:03 pm.

» Lockdown (2000, USA)

Lockdown - Richard T Jones as Avery Montgomery

Lockdown is a prison movie for traditionalists – murders, stabbings, drug use, drug deals, racial tension, rapes, crooked guards… and in the middle of it all, a good, innocent man struggling to survive. (more…)

Posted on November 26th, 2010 at 9:55 pm. Updated on March 6th, 2016 at 5:06 pm.

» I Love You Phillip Morris (2009, USA)

I Love You Phillip Morris - Ewan McGregor as Phillip Morris and Jim Carrey as Steve Russell

Undoubtedly, the most extraordinary thing about this movie is that it is not nearly as fanciful as it seems; it’s pretty much a true story. Much has been made of its relatively matter-of-fact treatment of what is a love story involving two gay prisoners, and of the supposed risks Jim Carrey and Ewan McGregor took by playing gay men. Well, kissing. But for a lover of prison films, the film’s standout feature is the total absence of these openly gay prisoners being stood over for sex by other prisoners, or of them being bullied or humiliated by guards. That sort of thing may happen, rarely, in real life, but never, never, you would think, in a prison movie. (more…)

Posted on November 15th, 2010 at 8:30 pm. Updated on November 15th, 2010 at 8:31 pm.

» Buy & Cell (1988, USA)

Buy & Cell - Robert Carradine as Herbie Altman and Michael Winslow as Sylvester 'Sly' Swann

“From the creator of Police Academy“, trumpets the blurb on my DVD. I’m not sure if it’s true (the DVD cover manages to get every other detail wrong, including all the names of the film’s characters), but – sadly – it might as well be. (more…)

Posted on November 4th, 2010 at 7:10 pm. Updated on November 4th, 2010 at 7:10 pm.

» Zonzon (1998, France)

Zonzon - with Pascal Greggory (right) as Francky

The French have something of a history of making high quality, gritty prison films – the magnificent Le Trou (1960) and the more celebrated Un Prophète (2009) as just two examples. This might not be in the same league, but it’s gritty and authentic and has the classic prison movie feel. (more…)

Posted on November 2nd, 2010 at 8:21 pm. Updated on November 2nd, 2010 at 8:25 pm.

» Fast-Walking (1982, USA)

Fast-Walking - James woods as Frank 'Fast-Walking' Miniver

Frank ‘Fast-Walking’ Miniver (James Woods) is a bent, dissolute, dope-smoking, work-avoiding guard who regards his job and his bosses with contempt. In his spare time he helps run a couple of whores out of his cousin’s general store, and just about everything he does is corrupt in one or more senses of the word. But in this grimy, dispiriting film, that doesn’t set him much apart from anyone else. (more…)

Posted on July 10th, 2010 at 11:30 pm. Updated on July 10th, 2010 at 11:34 pm.

» Hell’s Highway (1932, USA)

Hell's Highway - Matthew (Chas. Middleton, 2nd from left) and Duke  (Richard Dix, 2nd from right)

This is an exploitation movie, of a different kind. 1930s-style. (more…)

Posted on May 30th, 2010 at 8:06 pm. Updated on May 30th, 2010 at 8:06 pm.

» Up the River (1930, USA)

Up the River - Humphrey Bogart and Spencer Tracy

Up the River is a low-key comedy drama starring Humphrey Bogart and Spencer Tracy very early in their careers. An early talkie directed by John Ford, it was apparently going to be a drama until The Big House (1930) beat it to the punch.. so it was rewritten as a comedy. (more…)

Posted on May 22nd, 2010 at 5:24 pm. Updated on June 21st, 2012 at 8:52 pm.

» Ladies They Talk About (1932, USA)

Ladies They Talk About - Barbara Stanwyck as Nan Taylor

Adapted from a play by Dorothy Mackaye who spent a spot of time in San Quentin herself, this is one of the earliest Women-in-Prison movies. Quite a few actresses have since borrowed heavily from Barbara Stanwyck’s portrayal of a tough gangster moll in prison, while the film Lady Gangster (1942) borrowed heavily from the whole first half of the movie. Well, stole it, actually. (more…)

Posted on April 18th, 2010 at 9:15 pm. Updated on April 18th, 2010 at 9:15 pm.

» Death Warrant (1990, USA)

Death Warrant - Jean-Claude van Damme, flanked by two extras

I think it’s good to learn something new every day. I’ve just watched Death Warrant and I now know how to work as an undercover cop in a tough prison environment. First, use your own name. Fake names are apparently for wusses. Second, as soon as you’re inside, start asking lots of nosy questions; that won’t draw any attention to you, ever. Third, get your partner who is pretending to be your wife to do most of the background checking after you’re inside, so she can give you the low-down in the open, public visits area. Spontaneity is fun and so much more effective than preparation. Lastly, if it’s urgent, use your cell phone. Easy. (more…)

Posted on March 13th, 2010 at 4:38 pm. Updated on March 14th, 2010 at 8:45 pm.