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» Nor Chor / Bangkok Hell (2002, Thailand)

Bangkok Hell -

Nor Chor (The Prisoners) tries to cram a lot into the one film. It attempts to provide a balanced view of prison issues, to draw attention to some inequities in the criminal justice system, to educate the masses about imprisonment… and to combine it with some high-action drama. They’re honourable goals to have. Well, maybe not the last when you try to blend it with the others. (more…)

Posted on November 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm. Updated on November 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm.

» Locked Down (2010, USA)

Locked Down - Dwier Brown as Kirkman, Dave Fennoy as Irving, and Tony Schiena as Danny

If you think you could have seen this movie before, you’re probably right. Even if you haven’t. (more…)

Posted on September 28th, 2011 at 7:24 pm. Updated on September 28th, 2011 at 9:52 pm.

» 8E88 – Fan Lanla (2010, Thailand)

8E88 - Khun (Jaturong Phonboon, second from right) retailates to some roughing up with some roughing up of his own

The extended Thai version of the film’s title is, I’m reliably informed, more along the lines of ‘8E88 (the punishment block or execution zone in the prison where the action takes place): Cock-a-doodle-doo, happy couple’. No, I can’t work it out, either, but it seems that ‘8E88’ in Thai sounds a bit like a cock crowing, and ‘Fan Lanla’ means something like ‘crazy lovers’. Hope that helps. (more…)

Posted on September 20th, 2011 at 9:02 pm. Updated on September 20th, 2011 at 9:05 pm.

» The Weak and the Wicked (1954, UK)

The Weak and the Wicked - Glynis Johns as Jean Raymond

One presumes that potboiler title was designed to drag scandal-seeking customers through the theatre doors. My guess is that the story’s creator, Joan Henry, would have seen only irony in it. (more…)

Posted on August 16th, 2011 at 10:13 pm. Updated on August 16th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Animal 2 (2007, USA)

Animal 2 - Ving Rhames as James 'Animal' Allen and Conrad Dunn as Kasada

“Dear Lord, violence is the artist and I am just the brush…” prays James ‘Animal’ Allen (Ving Rhames) in his Folsom Prison cell. At least, I think that’s what he says… it’s a bit hard to hear because there’s a riot going on in the background. (more…)

Posted on August 10th, 2011 at 9:36 pm. Updated on August 10th, 2011 at 9:36 pm.

» Road Gang (1936, USA)

Road Gang - Bob Gordon (Carlyle Moore Jr) and Jim Larrabie (Donald Woods), third and fourth from left, are welcomed by Warden Parmeter (Addison Richards)

The last two prison movies I’ve watched have been Riot (1969), in which there really isn’t a riot, and Road Gang, in which there are no gangs working on roads. It’s a confusing world. (more…)

Posted on July 30th, 2011 at 10:21 pm. Updated on January 26th, 2017 at 7:20 pm.

» Ghosted (2011, UK)

Ghosted - Craig Parkinson as Clay

I haven’t yet seen Screwed (2011) but The Escapist (2008) would seem to have set a bit of a trend for modern British prison movies; observing all the conventions of the genre, exploring very traditional prison themes… but with a twist. (more…)

Posted on July 27th, 2011 at 11:13 pm. Updated on March 8th, 2016 at 12:39 pm.

» Within These Walls (1945, USA)

Within These Walls - Thomas Mitchell as Warden Michael Howland

How many versions of the one film do you need? Within These Walls borrows very heavily from The Criminal Code (1931) and Penitentiary (1938), films that were to be remade a second time in Convicted (1950). Maybe it was an austerity measure imposed during the war: re-use old scripts rather thhttp://staging.prisonmovies.net/convicted-1950-usaan waste munitions money on new ones. The best that can be said of this apparent lack of imagination is that at least this offshoot has a slightly divergent plot line. (more…)

Posted on July 17th, 2011 at 7:55 pm. Updated on July 9th, 2020 at 4:01 pm.

» 46-oku-nen no koi / Big Bang Love, Juvenile A (2006, Japan)

Big Bang Love, Juvenile A - Jun Ariyoshi (Ryûhei Matsuda) astride a very dead Shiro Kazuki (Maranobu Ando)

This is a simple murder mystery based in a prison, suspended in dense allusions to the past and the future, and lapsing in and out of an avant garde stage play. ‘Homoerotic’ is the word most commonly used to describe it, and the Japanese title apparently translates literally into ‘4.6 Billion Years of Love’, creating anticipation of a monumental love story, or preparing one for a passion which is a mere speck in the universe. As it turns out, it is love which ends not with a Big Bang but a whimper. (more…)

Posted on April 5th, 2011 at 10:30 pm. Updated on April 9th, 2011 at 5:59 pm.

» Ring of Death (2008, USA)

Ring of Death - Johnny Messner as Burke Wyatt

Burke Wyatt (Johnny Messner) used to be a cop before he got a little rough with a child abuser. Now driving trucks and no longer living with his wife, he is recruited by his ex-partner, now with the FBI, to go undercover at California’s Cainesville State Prison, where there have been a lot of unexplained deaths. In prison he is soon drafted into no-holds-barred fights (shown live on the internet) where the prisoners are sometimes so badly beaten they die. He gets badly hurt himself. That could explain the deaths, then. “Got some leads,” he says in a smuggled message back to the FBI. “Need more time.” No doubt he was a good cop, just not the sharpest. (more…)

Posted on March 28th, 2011 at 8:41 pm. Updated on March 28th, 2011 at 8:41 pm.