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» Prison Break (1938, USA)

Prison Break 1938

I wonder if audiences in 1938 felt at all cheated, expecting to see a dramatic prison break and getting nothing of the sort. Well, that’s not entirely true; we do see an attempted escape, which our hero thwarts, and we learn much later that there has been a successful break. But those incidents are far from the main game. Perhaps Break is used here in the sense of an ‘interruption’ to or a ‘brief rest’ from civilian life. (more…)

Posted on August 28th, 2009 at 10:14 pm. Updated on March 11th, 2017 at 8:24 pm.

» So Evil, So Young (1961, UK)

So Evil, So Young - Ann, Miss Smith and teh Matron

It’s hard not to enjoy a movie about a progressive girls’ borstal where the main character, Ann (Jill Ireland), is warned that her monthly visit with her father must be short, and the visit is then terminated after precisely 1 minute 12 seconds. When she pleads for a little longer, she’s told, “I’m afraid the rules have to be obeyed.” Wonderful stuff. (more…)

Posted on August 24th, 2009 at 2:53 pm. Updated on September 1st, 2009 at 9:55 pm.

» The Prisoner of Shark Island (1936, USA)

The Prisoner of Shark Island

This is an impressively shot exercise in American self-flagellation and patriotic absolution. (more…)

Posted on July 18th, 2009 at 6:51 pm. Updated on August 27th, 2009 at 10:33 pm.

» Big Stan (2007, USA)

Big Stan

I’m deeply, deeply suspicious of any film where the Director casts himself in the lead role and not only gives himself the best lines, but gets to bed the beautiful woman and be the hero all at the one time. Not even Woody Allen can always pull that off, and Rob Schneider certainly can’t in this limp, misconceived comedy. But it’s not just that. This is a one-joke movie, and when that one joke concerns homosexual rape, or any rape (even if it’s mostly about the avoidance of rape), it’s going to have trouble making me laugh.

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Posted on May 31st, 2009 at 6:15 pm. Updated on August 21st, 2009 at 6:42 pm.

» Jailhouse Rock (1957, USA)

Jailhouse Rock

It is said that this is the best of the Elvis Presley films, which in itself is a worry.  (more…)

Posted on May 18th, 2009 at 8:56 pm. Updated on August 27th, 2009 at 10:20 pm.

» Leonera / Lion’s Den (2008, Argentina)

Leonera - Laura Garcia as Marta Rojo and Martina Gusman as Julia Zárate

There’s so much to like about this film – its authenticity, its subject matter, compelling performances, beautifully filmed… and yet, for some reason, it doesn’t hit you quite like it should. (more…)

Posted on May 16th, 2009 at 11:39 pm. Updated on March 6th, 2016 at 4:26 pm.

» The Boys of Cellblock Q (1992, USA)

The Boys of Cellblock Q

This purports to be a prison movie spoof, or rather, a gay spoof of prison movies. (more…)

Posted on May 14th, 2009 at 9:35 pm. Updated on August 11th, 2013 at 12:06 pm.

» The Big House (1930, USA)

The Big House

Consistently referred to as the daddy, the granddaddy, and even the great-granddaddy of all prison movies. You get the picture. And it’s reputation is deserved… many of the classic prison scenes that we now associate with the genre are packed into this one drama – a new fish, some hardened cons, a practical, fair-minded Warden trying to maintain discipline in his grossly overcrowded prison, a stool pigeon, a love story, a great mess hall scene, an exercise yard teeming with prisoners, escapes, smuggled guns.. You name it, it’s in there. (more…)

Posted on May 12th, 2009 at 9:33 pm. Updated on September 23rd, 2015 at 10:13 pm.

» Cool Hand Luke (1967, USA)

cool-hand2

The standout prison film of all time.  In my view. (more…)

Posted on May 2nd, 2009 at 12:18 am. Updated on August 27th, 2019 at 10:17 pm.