» Histoire de Pen / Inside (2002, Canada)

Histoire de Pen - Deano Clavet as Piston, Paul Dion as The Phantom and Emmanuel Auger as Clauden

Histoire charts the decline of Claude (Emmanuel Auger), a clean-cut, good-lookin’ 19-year-old serving 10 years for an armed robbery. He’s so clean-cut and so good-lookin’ and is so missing his pretty girlfriend, Karine (Karyne Lemieux), that we can’t really believe he belongs in a harsh maximum-security prison. But then we could be wrong. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on February 3rd, 2012 at 10:17 pm. Updated on February 3rd, 2012 at 10:17 pm.

» Weary River (1929, USA)

Weary River - Richard Barthelmess as gangster Jerry Larrabee

If there’s a purpose to this unusual half-silent, half-talkie film (other than to hear the main character sing the song ‘Weary River’ four times), it’s to show that a wayward man can turn his life around with the support of a good woman and a good Warden. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on January 30th, 2012 at 9:56 pm. Updated on January 30th, 2012 at 9:56 pm.

» Deathrow (2000, Philippines)

Deathrow - Cell chief Mio (Ray Ventura) and Gambino (Pen Medina) discuss with Sonny (Cogio Domingo) the wisdom of him speaking to the authorities about drugs in the prison

This is a heartwarming tale – full of stabbings, rape, murder, drug dealing, slash-ups, suicide and corruption. But heartwarming nonetheless. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on January 28th, 2012 at 10:02 pm. Updated on February 3rd, 2012 at 10:29 pm.

» Guru, the Mad Monk (1970, USA)

Guru, the Mad Monk - Judith Israel as Nadja, Paul Lieber as Carl, and prison bars you could drive a truck through

Guru has two redeeming features. It is mercifully short, at around 56 minutes. And it is unapologetically dotted with anachronisms, if you like spotting such things; things like light switches and heavy passing traffic that are just slightly at odds with its 15th Century setting. To tell the truth, they don’t redeem it at all; it is schlock-horror tripe that could be enjoyed only by masochists who are fans of other people’s children’s school productions. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on January 21st, 2012 at 5:32 pm. Updated on January 30th, 2012 at 10:10 pm.

» De hel van Tanger / Hell in Tangier (2006, Belgium)

Hell in Tangier -

Prison hell is a bit subjective: just look at In Hell (2003), or Bangkok Hell (2002) or Hell in the City (1959). The only thing that’s certain is that it is a worse hell in someone else’s prison system. Like Midnight Express (1978) or Brokedown Palace (1999). Hunger (2008), even. Or Hell in Tangier. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on January 9th, 2012 at 9:28 pm. Updated on December 30th, 2019 at 8:44 pm.

» House of Women (1961, USA)

House of Women - Shirley Knight as Erica Hayden and Barbara Nichols as Candy Kane

The collective wisdom seems to be that this is a remake of Caged (1949). Even my Warner Bros DVD says so, and I guess they should know, having made both movies. But maybe they didn’t watch past the first few scenes. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on January 1st, 2012 at 6:52 pm. Updated on January 1st, 2012 at 6:52 pm.

» I’m Going to Get You… Elliott Boy (Canada, 1971)

I'm Going to Get You... Elliott Boy - Ross Stephanson as Elliott Markson

It’s forty-odd years since I’m Going to Get You… was released. Maybe it was brave and ground-breaking in its day by virtue of its depiction of homosexuality and corruption in prisons. But my guess is that it was a tawdry, poorly-made film back in the 70s… and it remains so today. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm. Updated on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight (1991, USA)

Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight - Jimmy Boland (Don 'The Dragon' Wilson) on the receiving end of some unkindness from Blue (Gregory McKinney)

It appears, to my surprise, that some people actually enjoy watching kickboxing movies. They may even like Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson, who was apparently a kickboxing champion of some note. That, of course, makes neither Wilson an actor of any ability, nor this film which features him a movie of any merit. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on December 12th, 2011 at 9:24 pm. Updated on December 12th, 2011 at 9:24 pm.

» Mery Per Sempre / Forever Mary (1989, Italy)

Mery Per Sempre - Mario (Mery) Libassi (Allessandro Di Sanzo) is led into the juvenile detention centre

To say that this is To Sir, With Love (1967) in a juvenile prison does not tell the whole story of this film. But it does tell half of it, I suspect… even if my Italian is itself very suspect. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on December 2nd, 2011 at 10:21 pm. Updated on December 3rd, 2011 at 8:19 pm.

» Experiment Alcatraz (1950, USA)

Experiment Alcatraz - Robert Shayne as Barry Morgan and Sam Scar as Eddie Ganz

You could be forgiven for thinking that this film has something to do with Alcatraz. Sadly, if you are looking for Alcatraz action, you’ll be bitterly disappointed – Alcatraz is as incidental to Experiment Alcatraz as… well, Alcatraz is to the true story of Robert Stroud, the Birdman of Alcatraz. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on November 26th, 2011 at 8:44 pm. Updated on November 26th, 2011 at 8:44 pm.