Clichés

» Ladies of the Big House (1931, USA)

Ladies of the Big House - Sylvia Sidney as Kathleen Storm McNeil

Kathleen Storm (Sylvia Sidney) is a flower shop girl who is being aggressively pursued by gangster Kid Athens (Earle Foxe). Athens has to lie low for a while and asks Kathleen to lie low with him; she declines, seemingly (and improbably) having just discovered (after going out with him for a bit) what he does for a living. The smitten Athens ain’t too pleased, and swears that no-one will take his place. As luck will have it, within hours she meets engineer Standish McNeil (Gene Raymond) and within weeks she has married him, is lying horizontally with him, and is preparing to travel with him to his next work assignment in Russia. (more…)

Posted on April 10th, 2010 at 6:32 pm. Updated on April 10th, 2010 at 6:45 pm.

» Evasive Action (1998, USA)

Evasive Action - DeLane Mathews as Zoe Clark and Dorian Harewood as Luke Sinclair

My wife tells me that I have trouble in admitting I’m wrong. Luke Sinclair (Dorian Harewood) won’t tell the Parole Board that he was wrong in having killed the man who was taunting him after being acquitted (on a technicality) of killing his wife and daughter, so he is forced to do most of his 15 year sentence. For his obduracy he is also required to reprise the Nicolas Cage role in Con Air (1997) in this low-grade thriller, also known as Steel Train (to distinguish it from what? Papier-mâché Train? Polyester Train?). They could well have called it Con Rail. (more…)

Posted on April 5th, 2010 at 6:06 pm. Updated on April 5th, 2010 at 6:06 pm.

» Men Without Souls (1940, USA)

Men Without Souls - John Litel as the Rev Tom Storm

In 1939 Mutiny in the Big House hit the cinemas, with an awfully idealised portrait of a prison chaplain.  This movie, released the following year, gives us much the same fare – but because the chaplain is distrusted and reviled for most of it, it’s much more palatable. (more…)

Posted on April 4th, 2010 at 8:29 pm. Updated on April 4th, 2010 at 8:29 pm.

» Las Islas Marías (1951, Mexico)

Las Islas Marías - Pedro Infante as Felipe Ortiz Suárez

This is a simple story about honour. And love. And how one man finds them both on an island penal colony. (more…)

Posted on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:21 pm. Updated on April 2nd, 2010 at 5:35 pm.

» Green Street Hooligans 2 (2009, USA)

Green Street Hooligans 2 - Mason, Mavis, Ned, Keith and Dave

I confess that haven’t seen the original Green Street Hooligans, and I don’t think I’ll be tracking it down soon. Mind you, those who have seen both seem to agree on two things: that this film is the inferior of the two and the sort of sequel that gives sequels a bad name. (more…)

Posted on March 28th, 2010 at 2:11 pm. Updated on March 28th, 2010 at 2:11 pm.

» Death Warrant (1990, USA)

Death Warrant - Jean-Claude van Damme, flanked by two extras

I think it’s good to learn something new every day. I’ve just watched Death Warrant and I now know how to work as an undercover cop in a tough prison environment. First, use your own name. Fake names are apparently for wusses. Second, as soon as you’re inside, start asking lots of nosy questions; that won’t draw any attention to you, ever. Third, get your partner who is pretending to be your wife to do most of the background checking after you’re inside, so she can give you the low-down in the open, public visits area. Spontaneity is fun and so much more effective than preparation. Lastly, if it’s urgent, use your cell phone. Easy. (more…)

Posted on March 13th, 2010 at 4:38 pm. Updated on March 14th, 2010 at 8:45 pm.

» The Pot Carriers (1962, UK)

The Pot Carriers -

It is inconceivable that this movie could have been made anywhere other than Britain; it is quintessentially British. Like Two Way Stretch (1960), it anticipates the much more commercially successful Porridge series with its gently humourous observations of mundane, day-to-day existence (and celebrations of minor villainy) in the nick. (more…)

Posted on March 13th, 2010 at 4:37 pm. Updated on March 13th, 2010 at 4:37 pm.

» Selda / The Inmate (2007, Philippines)

Selda - Sid Lucero as Rommel and

This is a smouldering love affair spanning prison and life after. It’s often been compared to Brokeback Mountain, with good reason; a man’s world, two seemingly heterosexual men falling in love, and nearly all of it understated or unspoken. (more…)

Posted on March 8th, 2010 at 10:54 am. Updated on March 8th, 2010 at 10:54 am.

» Stoic (2009, USA)

Stoic

Set entirely in a spartan four-man cell, this could be voted Least Uplifting Film of 2009.  It’s apparently based on real events at a German juvenile detention centre in Siegburg, near Bonn, in 2006, where three inmates tortured, raped and then hanged a fourth. That doesn’t make it any easier to watch. (more…)

Posted on March 7th, 2010 at 4:19 pm. Updated on March 7th, 2010 at 4:19 pm.

» Prison of Secrets (1997, USA)

Prison of Secrets - Dan Lauria as Sgt Ed Crang and Stephanie Zimbalist as Lynn Schaffer

This is supposed to be inspired by actual events, but it’s not clear which actual events provided that inspiration. Methinks there’s a liberal dose of artistic licence being splashed about. (more…)

Posted on February 28th, 2010 at 4:00 pm. Updated on February 28th, 2010 at 4:00 pm.