The Cell Mate

» Di yi jian / The First Time is the Last Time (1989, Hong Kong)

The First Time is the Last Time - Season Ma Si-San as 7144 Yuk

This is, quite frankly, a pretty ordinary film. I have, however, given it an extra half-star for containing the only punishment I have seen, on film or elsewhere, involving a prisoner being forced to wear three large teapots. (more…)

Posted on June 30th, 2012 at 8:16 pm. Updated on June 30th, 2012 at 8:16 pm.

» Con Games (2001, USA)

Con Games - Eric Roberts as Lt Hopkins and Tommy Lee Thomas as John Woodrow / Wilson

As the opening credits of Con Games roll over, we see a prisoner being led into a cell (in order that he might be raped by a waiting prisoner, it turns out), and the cell door doesn’t have a locking mechanism. Maybe such details are unimportant. But it doesn’t augur well. (more…)

Posted on March 19th, 2012 at 10:29 pm. Updated on August 11th, 2013 at 12:00 pm.

» De hel van Tanger / Hell in Tangier (2006, Belgium)

Hell in Tangier -

Prison hell is a bit subjective: just look at In Hell (2003), or Bangkok Hell (2002) or Hell in the City (1959). The only thing that’s certain is that it is a worse hell in someone else’s prison system. Like Midnight Express (1978) or Brokedown Palace (1999). Hunger (2008), even. Or Hell in Tangier. (more…)

Posted on January 9th, 2012 at 9:28 pm. Updated on December 30th, 2019 at 8:44 pm.

» I’m Going to Get You… Elliott Boy (Canada, 1971)

I'm Going to Get You... Elliott Boy - Ross Stephanson as Elliott Markson

It’s forty-odd years since I’m Going to Get You… was released. Maybe it was brave and ground-breaking in its day by virtue of its depiction of homosexuality and corruption in prisons. But my guess is that it was a tawdry, poorly-made film back in the 70s… and it remains so today. (more…)

Posted on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm. Updated on December 28th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight (1991, USA)

Bloodfist III: Forced to Fight - Jimmy Boland (Don 'The Dragon' Wilson) on the receiving end of some unkindness from Blue (Gregory McKinney)

It appears, to my surprise, that some people actually enjoy watching kickboxing movies. They may even like Don ‘The Dragon’ Wilson, who was apparently a kickboxing champion of some note. That, of course, makes neither Wilson an actor of any ability, nor this film which features him a movie of any merit. (more…)

Posted on December 12th, 2011 at 9:24 pm. Updated on December 12th, 2011 at 9:24 pm.

» Nor Chor / Bangkok Hell (2002, Thailand)

Bangkok Hell -

Nor Chor (The Prisoners) tries to cram a lot into the one film. It attempts to provide a balanced view of prison issues, to draw attention to some inequities in the criminal justice system, to educate the masses about imprisonment… and to combine it with some high-action drama. They’re honourable goals to have. Well, maybe not the last when you try to blend it with the others. (more…)

Posted on November 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm. Updated on November 20th, 2011 at 6:21 pm.

» Locked Down (2010, USA)

Locked Down - Dwier Brown as Kirkman, Dave Fennoy as Irving, and Tony Schiena as Danny

If you think you could have seen this movie before, you’re probably right. Even if you haven’t. (more…)

Posted on September 28th, 2011 at 7:24 pm. Updated on September 28th, 2011 at 9:52 pm.

» The Weak and the Wicked (1954, UK)

The Weak and the Wicked - Glynis Johns as Jean Raymond

One presumes that potboiler title was designed to drag scandal-seeking customers through the theatre doors. My guess is that the story’s creator, Joan Henry, would have seen only irony in it. (more…)

Posted on August 16th, 2011 at 10:13 pm. Updated on August 16th, 2011 at 10:20 pm.

» Ghosted (2011, UK)

Ghosted - Craig Parkinson as Clay

I haven’t yet seen Screwed (2011) but The Escapist (2008) would seem to have set a bit of a trend for modern British prison movies; observing all the conventions of the genre, exploring very traditional prison themes… but with a twist. (more…)

Posted on July 27th, 2011 at 11:13 pm. Updated on March 8th, 2016 at 12:39 pm.

» The Pursuit of Happiness (1970, USA)

The Pursuit of Happiness - Michael Sarrazin as William Popper

Some films are timeless. This isn’t one of them.

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Posted on July 8th, 2011 at 10:37 pm. Updated on July 8th, 2011 at 10:37 pm.