» Gamle mænd i nye biler / Old Men in New Cars (2002, Denmark)

Old Men in New Cras - Kim Bodnia as Harald

I foolishly bought this Danish black comedy thinking it was a bit of a prison movie. It’s not, but it does boast one of the more inventive (and funny) movie escape scenes. Of a Danish man from a Swedish prison. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on June 14th, 2011 at 9:27 pm. Updated on June 14th, 2011 at 9:27 pm.

» Holes (2003, USA)

Holes -

When a movie about a brutal juvenile detention camp is made by Walt Disney Pictures, you know two things: it’s not going to be too brutal, and it’s probably going to end happily. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on June 12th, 2011 at 8:30 pm. Updated on June 12th, 2011 at 8:30 pm.

» On the Outs (2004, USA)

On the Outs - Paola Mendoza as Marisol

Three teenage girls’ stories collide, briefly, in prison… and again, unhappily, when they get out. They are stories of limited choices, of poor and even poorer choices: misery porn. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on June 2nd, 2011 at 10:25 pm. Updated on June 2nd, 2011 at 10:25 pm.

» The Next Three Days (2010, USA)

The Next Three Days - Ty Simkins, Elizabeth Banks and Russell Crowe as, respectively, Luke, Lara and John Brennan

I confess. I wasn’t looking forward to this, a remake of the perfectly good and not-very-old French film, Pour Elle (2008). But it works. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on May 27th, 2011 at 10:42 pm. Updated on March 6th, 2016 at 9:37 pm.

» Big House, U.S.A. (1955, USA)

Big House, U.S.A. - Benny Kelly (Charles Bronson) muscles Jerry 'The Iceman' Barker (Ralph Meeker)

This is something of a companion piece to Canon City (1948), matching the earlier film for mountain location and smugness… though in this case the smugness doesn’t belong to the prison, but to the FBI. It features an impressive cast and Charles Bronson’s muscles. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on May 14th, 2011 at 11:25 pm. Updated on May 17th, 2011 at 10:19 pm.

» Fortune and Men’s Eyes (1971, Canada)

Fortune and Men's Eyes - Michael Greer as Queenie

When, in disgrace with fortune and men’s eyes,
I all alone beweep my outcast state…

So starts Shakespeare’s Sonnet 29. But the outcasts in this gritty prison drama spend little time beweeping and much time bringing further disgrace upon themselves. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on May 7th, 2011 at 10:56 pm. Updated on May 7th, 2011 at 10:56 pm.

» Alias ‘La Gringa’ (1991, Peru)

Alias 'La Gringa' - Germán González as Jorge 'La Gringa' Venegas

This is quite a fascinating film, as much for the caution with which it treats (or rather side-steps) the churning political turmoil which serves as a constant backdrop to the action, as the main story of a prison escapee being pulled in several different directions. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on May 1st, 2011 at 12:09 am. Updated on December 17th, 2013 at 9:41 pm.

» The Hard Word (2002, Australia)

The Hard Word - Shane (Joel Edgerton), Dale (Guy Pearce), Tony (the only one not a Twentyman brother, Greg Fleet), and Mal (Damien Richardson), and a birthday surprise for Shane: blood sausages.

There’s a large slab of the early action in this crime romp that takes part in a prison but, really, it has almost as little to do with prison as The Sound of Music. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on April 25th, 2011 at 8:41 pm. Updated on March 8th, 2016 at 2:48 pm.

» Chinese Midnight Express (1997, Hong Kong)

Chinese Midnight Express

Whoever decided to give this film the English-audience title of Chinese Midnight Express would seem not to have seen the original Midnight Express (1978). For starters, this flick features a Chinese national – bunged up not in some awful foreign jail, but in a Chinese prison. What’s more, he’s an innocent Chinese national in a Chinese prison, and an innocent Chinese national who doesn’t catch the Midnight Express (that is, escape). In fact, no-one escapes, or even tries. It’s a bit bewildering. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on April 22nd, 2011 at 4:02 pm. Updated on April 22nd, 2011 at 4:18 pm.

» Undisputed (2002, USA)

Undisputed - Ving Rhames (George 'Iceman' Chambers) and Wesley Snipes (Monroe Hutchen)

It’s my fault, I know, for watching Undisputed II: Last Man Standing (2005) and Undisputed III: Redemption (2010) before this one. This is the best of the three, marginally, but it’s still hard to see how it could spawn two sequels, and such disconnected sequels at that. It’s a bit like watching Midnight Express (1978), knowing already that the reviled Turkish prison officers redeem themselves in Midnight Express II, running rehabilitation programs for foreign prisoners. In Sweden. Read the rest of this entry »

Posted on April 14th, 2011 at 10:58 pm. Updated on April 14th, 2011 at 10:58 pm.